分手6年後,我坐在他的急診室。
「我懷孕了,孩子是你的。」
他臉色鐵青,「什麼孩子懷6年?」
一時間氣氛尷尬到極致。
「不認?」
「你覺得我會接盤?」他反問我。
我沉默幾秒,「行,那我去給他找個爹。」
九個月後。
他惡狠狠拽著主刀醫生,「兄弟,算我求你,給她劃好看一點,她愛美。」
——
和相親對象去做婚前體檢。
體檢出來一個孩子。
婚事黃了。
媒婆跑來我家,把我媽罵了一頓。
「你說你們家姑娘是個黃花大閨女,哪個黃花大閨女,孩子都兩個月了!」
「真是招牌都被你們家給砸了!」
「以後彆找我了,晦氣!」
……
我媽被罵得狗血淋頭。
然後我被我媽罵得狗血淋頭。
「孩子爹是誰?」
「……」我悶著不說話。
「陳佳,你是28歲了,不是8歲了,你還在外麵亂來?你有冇有腦子?」
「你是不是想把你媽氣死才甘心?」
「哦。」我轉身上了樓,把門反鎖了。
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