分手6年後,我坐在他的急診室。

「我懷孕了,孩子是你的。」

他臉色鐵青,「什麼孩子懷6年?」

一時間氣氛尷尬到極致。

「不認?」

「你覺得我會接盤?」他反問我。

我沉默幾秒,「行,那我去給他找個爹。」

九個月後。

他惡狠狠拽著主刀醫生,「兄弟,算我求你,給她劃好看一點,她愛美。」

——

和相親對象去做婚前體檢。

體檢出來一個孩子。

婚事黃了。

媒婆跑來我家,把我媽罵了一頓。

「你說你們家姑娘是個黃花大閨女,哪個黃花大閨女,孩子都兩個月了!」

「真是招牌都被你們家給砸了!」

「以後彆找我了,晦氣!」

……

我媽被罵得狗血淋頭。

然後我被我媽罵得狗血淋頭。

「孩子爹是誰?」

「……」我悶著不說話。

「陳佳,你是28歲了,不是8歲了,你還在外麵亂來?你有冇有腦子?」

「你是不是想把你媽氣死才甘心?」

「哦。」我轉身上了樓,把門反鎖了。

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