分手6年後，我坐在他的急診室。
「我懷孕了，孩子是你的。」
他臉色鐵青，「什麼孩子懷6年？」
一時間氣氛尷尬到極致。
「不認？」
「你覺得我會接盤？」他反問我。
我沉默幾秒，「行，那我去給他找個爹。」
九個月後。
他惡狠狠拽著主刀醫生，「兄弟，算我求你，給她劃好看一點，她愛美。」
——
和相親對象去做婚前體檢。
體檢出來一個孩子。
婚事黃了。
媒婆跑來我家，把我媽罵了一頓。
「你說你們家姑娘是個黃花大閨女，哪個黃花大閨女，孩子都兩個月了！」
「真是招牌都被你們家給砸了！」
「以後彆找我了，晦氣！」
……
我媽被罵得狗血淋頭。
然後我被我媽罵得狗血淋頭。
「孩子爹是誰？」
「……」我悶著不說話。
「陳佳，你是28歲了，不是8歲了，你還在外麵亂來？你有冇有腦子？」
「你是不是想把你媽氣死才甘心？」
「哦。」我轉身上了樓，把門反鎖了。
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